Total Medals Earned: 74 (From 21 different games.) Total Medal Score: 860 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/90 points)
Medals Earned: 9/12 (245/400 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/180 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/80 points)
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/360 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/260 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/120 points)
Medals Earned: 4/32 (40/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
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Why do I punish myself?
Play "Make it as an Artist"
...
They hide in your brush, you just have to push 'em out.
Paint your masterpiece.
Follow me on Twitter.
FILLING YOUR FAME METER to finally MAKE IT as an Artist.
Look at the credits
Get peak horniness
Pace yourself well enough to get a score of 10,000 or greater.
See your name in the Hall Of Shame
You have gone back to the main menu!
You visited the Newgrounds Supporter page!
You checked out the credits!
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Admire the collage for 5 minutes.
Find the one closest to Jeff's heart.
Listen to Tom's song.
Find the software that started it all.
Put the collage back together.
Tyson was dropped from the game in 1990 after he lost the title.
Get punched out by Tom.
Joing the Deathink fan club, follow Deathink on Newgrounds TODAY!
Beat Toms butt for blamming your submission.
Check out any of the external links
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
